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I have a great life, I’d say. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Sarah who I go to school with and come home with.

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I slowly woke up in the hospital, but the last thing I remember is my wife begging me to think at least in our incoming child and not going to the party driving.

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I told a joke to my online friends and heard a laugh from behind me.

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I heard the piñata I gave those kids the other day brought a boom to the party when I told the birthday boy to use a golf club instead since he was having a hard time getting into it. It was just an old tank half full of methane.

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The chinks in the knight’s armor were becoming damaged from years of battle.

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[JUNE2020TUNRATEAM] With a crack of the whip, the huskies burst into motion, the sled whipping quickly across the frozen ground.

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"Granny always told me that" my daughter said while looking at me wondering who the 'granny' was.

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Got into the liquor last night and blacked out

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking from my infant son, who climbed up my chest and began sucking my nipple.

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After bathroom breaks, my teacher always used to make us say our full name before he let us into the classroom.

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I have a great life, I’d say. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Sarah who I go to school with and come home with.	3
I slowly woke up in the hospital, but the last thing I remember is my wife begging me to think at least in our incoming child and not going to the party driving.	3
I told a joke to my online friends and heard a laugh from behind me.	3
I heard the piñata I gave those kids the other day brought a boom to the party when I told the birthday boy to use a golf club instead since he was having a hard time getting into it. It was just an old tank half full of methane.	3
The chinks in the knight’s armor were becoming damaged from years of battle.	3
[JUNE2020TUNRATEAM] With a crack of the whip, the huskies burst into motion, the sled whipping quickly across the frozen ground.	3
"Granny always told me that" my daughter said while looking at me wondering who the 'granny' was.	3
Got into the liquor last night and blacked out	3
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking from my infant son, who climbed up my chest and began sucking my nipple.	3
After bathroom breaks, my teacher always used to make us say our full name before he let us into the classroom.	3